What Is .1 Innings?

Meat.

It's when you take the mound and give up four earned runs without recording an out. The stats guys give you a .1 inning to forever screw your ERA. It's a shame multiplyer.

That's what Todd Williams #53, Relief Pitcher, Baltimore Orioles did to himself and, more importantly, the Occam Razors yesterday. I fell three places in the standings yesterday (I know, it's still early)! His ERA for yesterday is 108.

I hope Mr. Williams goes on to win the Cy Young award and the Nobel Prize, but he will be doing so for another team. I think it's better that we just part ways.

If you want Todd for your team, let me know by the end of the day. I am willing to trade him for a fresh rosin bag.