The Holiday This Country Needs

A Rainbow of Fruity Flavor by *Micky

I'm calling for a new holiday tradition. I think young children should get dressed up, like they often do at Easter, fill paper bags with candy, and go with their parents to nursing homes to hand-feed the candy to the elderly. Just plop it right in their mouths. This holiday, call it Candimas or Sweetday, would make aging so much easier and sweeter.

How about August?